If it sucks, if it's five seconds long, if it has no point, if it's not funny, if it's shoddily animated, or all of the above, I deliver the Blam.

If I can only be a portal guard until I can use flash or make an audio submission, I'm going to make it my purpose in life to blam and protect. Past few days I've been at the computer just rating new arrivals and constantly checking to see how much closer I am to becoming Town Watch. It's a bit of an obsession I guess, but I want a badge so badly!